HEATHROW SEX TAPE

So I went to Heathrow airport to try and purchase a standby ticket home, it was too expensive. So I got in a cab and had a little chit chat with the driver.

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pazomblez April 30, 2011 at 4:40 am

@volopok
gimme some of that rageahol!

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Hazenblazin April 30, 2011 at 5:14 am

WHAT!?!, you just randomly decide to tell some taxi driver this lol

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volopok April 30, 2011 at 5:49 am

Don’t get depressed; GET FUCKING ENRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHH!!

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AmericanReject2012 April 30, 2011 at 6:39 am

@squabos what?

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squabos April 30, 2011 at 7:36 am

mr peters ftw

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AmericanReject2012 April 30, 2011 at 8:23 am

@Nhorthikrom why the hell not? you weren’t there for me to talk to.

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Nhorthikrom April 30, 2011 at 9:11 am

Why did you spend 2 and a half minutes talking to some random cab driver about your problems?

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linaderenthal April 30, 2011 at 9:21 am

Pssssst! I found this site today that’s got most all of the latest celeb sex tapes!

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bassisgood6969 April 30, 2011 at 10:20 am

screw Raywilliamjohnson….this is the new better Ray!!! (btw i don’t care you’re not gay…i still can dream)

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AmericanReject2012 April 30, 2011 at 11:20 am

@shocktactics1 .. I sell body parts. stay jobless until you know your calling.. there are no immigrants.. this world belongs to no one but itself

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shocktactics1 April 30, 2011 at 11:22 am

Firstly Ray, Hi! I have been watching all your vids and enjoying your dry sense of humour, many thanks! I was just wondering how you fund your living costs?
Keep up the good work it brings a little humour to my jobless life, due to a town overrun by immigrants<<

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AmericanReject2012 April 30, 2011 at 11:27 am

@IhaveCandyInMyLap .. The old butter finger huh? Love those.

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IhaveCandyInMyLap April 30, 2011 at 11:52 am

I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.

I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack.

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jlearys April 30, 2011 at 12:13 pm

“I think he was like, masturbating, over the tape”. WE love you RAY!!!

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TheTScotRhys April 30, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Ray,
I know what your doing in the UK. You’re a writer for “Little Britain” aren’t you? Cincinnati, great town for surreality. My dad didn’t recognize us………great, good stuff. TSR

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YesterdaysNewspaper April 30, 2011 at 12:26 pm

these videos are the best things ive seen in ages

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CanineFaeces April 30, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Your videos are fucking hilarious. Forcing strangers into conversations about your wife problems. You give Borat a run for his money.

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rlee6462 April 30, 2011 at 1:20 pm

I think this is purposely done to put people in awkward situations. I’m starting to think this stuff is fake.

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Introscape April 30, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Gay farming on the Heathrow sex tape?

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AmericanReject2012 April 30, 2011 at 1:35 pm

@highpathresident .. sometimes folk dont wanna speak to you for ten minutes.. particularly me.

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highpathresident April 30, 2011 at 2:03 pm

I preferred the 10 minute vids Ray, this felt a little rushed and a little forced.

I’m still a fan though!

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Caltor April 30, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Hahaha, dude, when you explained the sex tape, I could not help but laugh, really hard. haha.

Sorry.
I love your videos, they’re interesting… but man… you put other people in such awkward situations, do you do this intentionally? haha.

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jbaker88 April 30, 2011 at 3:33 pm

@AmericanReject2012 better yet, you’ve been in the UK for quite some time? Why not seek out the US embassy in london. I’m pretty sure your status in the UK is expired. Unless you have an extended visa. Get yourself a free deportation ticket. Or you might even get the US embassy to help get you home granted, you haven’t given up you US citizenship.

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AmericanReject2012 April 30, 2011 at 4:07 pm

@EvilGeniusJay ..another good suggestion from you Jay. You should be an ideas man

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EvilGeniusJay April 30, 2011 at 5:05 pm

Ray, apply for a job at an airline, you could be an air steward and get to fly home for free. Please record and post your job interview if you do. thanks.

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faigelable April 30, 2011 at 5:38 pm

@scofield10 :C This makes me sad, there are loads of people that create similar beautiful music like this, you just gotta find them! <3 Listen to some people that remix his songs like from his Marriage EP, there’s a whole wealth of amazing music there ;) x

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GranDaniel10 April 30, 2011 at 6:02 pm

@scofield10 but there r tons of this music :D

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GranDaniel10 April 30, 2011 at 6:49 pm

@scofield10 but there r tons of this music

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awsome101010 April 30, 2011 at 7:44 pm

@Jinxedem
Thank you, i was just recently discovered “Gold Panda” and while listening i saw you’re comment. At the moment I am listening to Toro y Moi – Talamak, what an awesome song. Thanks again

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dunevenker April 30, 2011 at 8:03 pm

Stare the screen long enough and that image starts to move…

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reedjones760 April 30, 2011 at 9:03 pm

ok why have not known about this earlier

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KY42O April 30, 2011 at 9:13 pm

@Jinxedem hell yeah

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JEMORANGE April 30, 2011 at 9:35 pm

@cnotenesmith i feel ya.

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pandemic7 April 30, 2011 at 9:50 pm

tomorrow night in LA!!!

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danielinsporto April 30, 2011 at 10:29 pm

@hellmutcompton man, i saw him live last night while lightly tripping on some acid. my mind has never been so beautifully blown.

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cnotenesmith April 30, 2011 at 10:56 pm

THE DRUMS ARE SO SICK!

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Jinxedem April 30, 2011 at 11:25 pm

@scofield10 Check out Toro y Moi, Washed out, Teen Daze, Blackbird Blackbird, Flying Lotus, J Dilla, FLYamSAM (this is assuming you don’t know who they are, I don’t mean to condescend)

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Torrentthoughts April 30, 2011 at 11:58 pm

@scofield10 Obviously people still make music like this it’s just not on the radio.

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NosajThong May 1, 2011 at 12:44 am

@scofield10 Hi philip. Get out of the broom cupboard… listen to The Field, Apparat, Pantha Du Prince and the Errors then come back to me. Oh and if it’s this song in particular that you like, have a listen to saturate by the good old chemical brothers.

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KY42O May 1, 2011 at 12:57 am

@scofield10 l-vis 1990, girl unit, jam city

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bignicksuperstar May 1, 2011 at 1:47 am

@scofield10 the field

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LiftingPeanuts May 1, 2011 at 2:26 am

3:01 yes

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hellmutcompton May 1, 2011 at 3:16 am

this is fuckin genius cant wait to see him playing live !

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dammitfwost May 1, 2011 at 4:00 am

This is a pure ‘heading out tune’, and the name of the track just makes it that more specific and specia. always reminds me of the good times!

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GunnMasterk May 1, 2011 at 4:43 am

@scofield10 plenty of people do mate, check out nobody for instance, been doing it for years now… Wish there was more though you are right ;-)

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jdubs4201 May 1, 2011 at 5:35 am

reminds me of going to rave’s… miss those days

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zerothought May 1, 2011 at 5:54 am

I’m not fishing for “thumbs up” (I don’t give a shit if this comment is highly rated), but… how the fuck could 8 people dislike this song? They must be insane.

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raduliansan1984 May 1, 2011 at 6:40 am

Gorgeous track. Awesome awesome awesome!!! Cheers

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TheYakzebra May 1, 2011 at 7:05 am

THis song is Crazy haha see what i did there

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nikkilightbrigade May 1, 2011 at 7:30 am

woohoo!

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