So I went to Heathrow airport to try and purchase a standby ticket home, it was too expensive. So I got in a cab and had a little chit chat with the driver.

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So I went to Heathrow airport to try and purchase a standby ticket home, it was too expensive. So I got in a cab and had a little chit chat with the driver.

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@volopok
gimme some of that rageahol!
WHAT!?!, you just randomly decide to tell some taxi driver this lol
Don’t get depressed; GET FUCKING ENRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHH!!
@squabos what?
mr peters ftw
@Nhorthikrom why the hell not? you weren’t there for me to talk to.
Why did you spend 2 and a half minutes talking to some random cab driver about your problems?
Pssssst! I found this site today that’s got most all of the latest celeb sex tapes!
watchcelebsextapes {.} com
screw Raywilliamjohnson….this is the new better Ray!!! (btw i don’t care you’re not gay…i still can dream)
@shocktactics1 .. I sell body parts. stay jobless until you know your calling.. there are no immigrants.. this world belongs to no one but itself
Firstly Ray, Hi! I have been watching all your vids and enjoying your dry sense of humour, many thanks! I was just wondering how you fund your living costs?
Keep up the good work it brings a little humour to my jobless life, due to a town overrun by immigrants<<
@IhaveCandyInMyLap .. The old butter finger huh? Love those.
I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.
I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack.
“I think he was like, masturbating, over the tape”. WE love you RAY!!!
Ray,
I know what your doing in the UK. You’re a writer for “Little Britain” aren’t you? Cincinnati, great town for surreality. My dad didn’t recognize us………great, good stuff. TSR
these videos are the best things ive seen in ages
Your videos are fucking hilarious. Forcing strangers into conversations about your wife problems. You give Borat a run for his money.
I think this is purposely done to put people in awkward situations. I’m starting to think this stuff is fake.
Gay farming on the Heathrow sex tape?
@highpathresident .. sometimes folk dont wanna speak to you for ten minutes.. particularly me.
I preferred the 10 minute vids Ray, this felt a little rushed and a little forced.
I’m still a fan though!
Hahaha, dude, when you explained the sex tape, I could not help but laugh, really hard. haha.
Sorry.
I love your videos, they’re interesting… but man… you put other people in such awkward situations, do you do this intentionally? haha.
@AmericanReject2012 better yet, you’ve been in the UK for quite some time? Why not seek out the US embassy in london. I’m pretty sure your status in the UK is expired. Unless you have an extended visa. Get yourself a free deportation ticket. Or you might even get the US embassy to help get you home granted, you haven’t given up you US citizenship.
@EvilGeniusJay ..another good suggestion from you Jay. You should be an ideas man
Ray, apply for a job at an airline, you could be an air steward and get to fly home for free. Please record and post your job interview if you do. thanks.
@scofield10 :C This makes me sad, there are loads of people that create similar beautiful music like this, you just gotta find them! <3 Listen to some people that remix his songs like from his Marriage EP, there’s a whole wealth of amazing music there
x
@scofield10 but there r tons of this music
@scofield10 but there r tons of this music
@Jinxedem
Thank you, i was just recently discovered “Gold Panda” and while listening i saw you’re comment. At the moment I am listening to Toro y Moi – Talamak, what an awesome song. Thanks again
Stare the screen long enough and that image starts to move…
ok why have not known about this earlier
@Jinxedem hell yeah
@cnotenesmith i feel ya.
tomorrow night in LA!!!
@hellmutcompton man, i saw him live last night while lightly tripping on some acid. my mind has never been so beautifully blown.
THE DRUMS ARE SO SICK!
@scofield10 Check out Toro y Moi, Washed out, Teen Daze, Blackbird Blackbird, Flying Lotus, J Dilla, FLYamSAM (this is assuming you don’t know who they are, I don’t mean to condescend)
@scofield10 Obviously people still make music like this it’s just not on the radio.
@scofield10 Hi philip. Get out of the broom cupboard… listen to The Field, Apparat, Pantha Du Prince and the Errors then come back to me. Oh and if it’s this song in particular that you like, have a listen to saturate by the good old chemical brothers.
@scofield10 l-vis 1990, girl unit, jam city
@scofield10 the field
3:01 yes
this is fuckin genius cant wait to see him playing live !
This is a pure ‘heading out tune’, and the name of the track just makes it that more specific and specia. always reminds me of the good times!
@scofield10 plenty of people do mate, check out nobody for instance, been doing it for years now… Wish there was more though you are right
reminds me of going to rave’s… miss those days
I’m not fishing for “thumbs up” (I don’t give a shit if this comment is highly rated), but… how the fuck could 8 people dislike this song? They must be insane.
Gorgeous track. Awesome awesome awesome!!! Cheers
THis song is Crazy haha see what i did there
woohoo!